Hold My Staff Tee

For the Bible nerds with a sense of humor, the Hold My Staff Tee is here to part the sea of ordinary shirts! Inspired by the epic scene in Exodus where Moses, with God's power, turns the Red Sea into a divine crosswalk, this tee is a hilarious nod to one of history's most miraculous mic drops.

With the phrase "Hold my staff!" paired with a fun graphic, this shirt captures the ultimate flex: God showing off His unmatched power in the most cinematic way possible. It’s the perfect blend of biblical wit and geeky humor for anyone who loves to keep their faith and their fandoms strong.

- Material: Super-soft, comfy cotton because miracles deserve comfort.
- Fit: Unisex sizing—miracles fit everyone.
- Design: Durable, high-quality print that won’t fade faster than Pharaoh’s chariots.
- Care: Machine washable (but don’t try washing it in the Red Sea).

Whether you're geeking out in a Bible study, dropping trivia bombs at game night, or just keeping it holy and hilarious, this tee is the perfect conversation starter.

Available in diverse colors and sizes.
Grab yours now, because “He split seas” is the new “I lift bro.”

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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